jokes – Hadi Atallah

August 17, 2026

The Llama Saves the World: One Cow at a Time

The morning was as usual. The No-Drama Llama was mincing meat with a grinder—at a short-lived cafe.Precious the Cow, remaining on her own, cried and cried to her heart’s content, watching in stupefied horror.“Trying to save the world from cow farts. Sustainability at its finest,” the Llama said.“But this is a no-drama episode,” Precious remarked.“What…

The Llama Cafe: Welcoming Precious to the Llama World

The No-Drama Llama sat up to exhibit his no-drama shirt and sat across from Precious the Cow at the Llama Café. Precious, who was still half of herself in a dream, was unusually quiet. “Something on your mind?” Asked the Llama, having replaced all of the patience that he had while sipping on his matcha…

Excitement in The Sloth (Horatian Ode)

He’ll knock you flat on your ass with an injection Have you order a sick call out of introspection, Often as he forced me to Too much happening in the loo: They’re taking over everything, he declares But he would stand second to none for an éclair, Probably run its course soon Lives in awe…